I failed again.
I just can't do this writing every day thing. Honestly, I am lucky if I can get 15 minutes alone to myself to read my favorite blogs in the first place. Then I think Why bother? I will never be anywhere half as good as these guys, and no one will read me and if they, do they will JUDGE me and LAUGH at me and I somehow know they are JUDGING and LAUGHING and all that self flagellation really hurts man.
5 minute time out. check.
Heath Bar. check.
OK. better now. Just still not very good or very funny.
* I may have stolen this idea from Mrs. Chicken, but man I feel it.